I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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