so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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