I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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