bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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