well most of my day revolves around power hour
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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