The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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