I'm really into asian looking animals
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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