He kissed a someone with a penis
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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