He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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