Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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