its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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