In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
