Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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