life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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