worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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