I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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