i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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