he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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