Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
it glows. i had to have it.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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