When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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