bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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