I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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