Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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