covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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