i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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