The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
