I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The power of my boobs compel you
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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