it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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