WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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