I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
420 ftw
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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