his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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