this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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