So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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