Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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