i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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