i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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