Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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