scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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