If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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