We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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