Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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