You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
It's Friday. Sex?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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