This girl is more easily done than said...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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