I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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