I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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