She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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