would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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