I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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