you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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