Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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