i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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