we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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