She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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